Anyone who watches any of Chef Gordon Ramsay’s TV programs knows he operates with an abundance of intolerance, especially for those that are woefully ignorant. Well, last week, Miss Woefully Ignorant moseyed into Ramsay’s restaurant, and left most surreptitiously.
Whoopi Goldberg, the legend of screen and talk show host for millions of wackadoodle liberals, walked into his Los Angeles Restaurant, the French-inspired Bistro Herown Vagina, and demanded a seat towards the rear of the dining room. Accompanying her was co-host Joy Behar and showrunner Joe Barron.
Ramsay, who had been supervising the construction of the special spaghettios al fresco dish, when he spotted the frizzy-haired impresario and immediately lost his cool.
“Is that that bloody Goldberg bird? Which of you donkeys let her smell up my restaurant? Come on!”
Goldberg heard the tirade, and responded in kind.
“Hey, it’s that freaking dumb-ass limey cook. Why don’t you nip back there and put together a grilled cheese sandwich for me, Sara Lee?”
Well, that did it for Ramsay. He stomped directly out to Whoopie’s table, and, hands on his hips, used his penis to slap the View’s first face silly, and then screamed as security threw her bodily out the front door.
“Get out get out GET OUT! And I’m SCOTTISH, you bloody hideous shit sipper!”
So that was the tale of how Whoopi was thrown out of Herown Vagina. That joke was a long time coming, wasn’t it?