George wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor for advice.
The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer.
The man decided, “What the hell, I’ll try it.”
He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.